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The DC Digest - Volume 9
by Daisychain Journalists (dc_journalist)
at April 15th, 2009 (11:46 pm)
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(OOC: Once again, if your characters are responding to an ad, please use the comments on THIS POST. Don't go post a random comment on their journals where they may not see it. Any type of comments or responses are just fine... just remember this is IC. Have fun!)



Previous Posts:
Week 3/Jan #1

Week 3/Jan #2
Week 4/Jan #1
Week 4/Jan #2
Week 1/Feb #1
Week 1/Feb #2
Week 2/Feb #1
Week 2/Feb #2


WANTED/FOR HIRE

1. We've hit a slight snag on the St. Patrick's Cathedral repairs, and could use a little more manpower. Construction experience is preferred, but anyone that's willing to help would be greatly appreciated.

Interested parties, please contact bozakcommander

2. I--I can't take it anymore. The crabs... they keep ticking all over the place. Everything is so...

I'm going to crack... Someone... anyone.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAALP!

3. "I Need to be Stronger"
Unarmed combat, swordsmanship, marksmanship, whatever. I need a better handle on how to fight. All interested parties, contact Kashima Naoki at demonborntwice. Thank you.

[The message repeats just underneath, this time in Japanese]

4. WANTED:

2 liters holy water
72 rounds .38 caliber ammunition
2 katanas
1 set engraving tools
2 rolls duct tape
2 bottles Smirnoff vodka

Contact Grady or Josh at Latham Hotel for further details.

5. Looking for somewhere to live! Relatively “new” to the city, in a manner of speaking. Looking for a fun loving guy or gal that doesn’t mind sharing their space with a great performance artist like myself.
Contact Maureen Johnson at plzpookie

6. On the behalf of everyone on the second floor of the Bryant Park Hotel.

Does anyone know how to fix water damage across the rooms here? The sprinkler really made a mess out of everything.


LOST AND FOUND



PERSONALS
7. To dark and handsome with a shotgun in Pete's Tavern,
Saw you during the power outage,
could use a big strong man like you~
if you'd ever want to protect a defenseless damsel
call me ~_^

- Roxy in Alphabet City


ANNOUNCEMENTS
8. Death walks in the streets, singing the tune as he cuts through us all. The spectre of doom, he's here. We are lost. After so long, I am ready. Though I wasn't expecting Him to have an afro.

9. Attention everyone: I know who's behind all of this, and I'm willing to tell you all -- for a price. Deposit your money into the mailbox for room 1023 of Bryant Park Hotel. Once I've got $1000, you'll have your answers!

-A concerned citizen.

10. First Aid Classes!
Anyone interested in learning basic first aid (including CPR)?
Please contact Rebecca Chambers, or stop by the clinic at 70 Irving Place for more details!

11. Vampires have a right to live too!

How would you like it if you weren't allowed to eat just because someone didn't like it?

And anyway, vampires are cool.

- Leave Vampires Alone

12. Mistrust, traitors, moles, panic, enemies.

How will this end? Who will be the first one to cast the stone? Who will be the first to burn in the flames of the mindless masses? Who will be the first innocent to be sacrificed to the altar of paranoia?

Friends, family, lovers.

Freaks hanging freaks.

wHO Will BE tHe FIRST to DiE?

Knock Down The World.

What next? What next? Darkness falls

iT'S aLIVE iN yOU.

- Don't eat the rye




Got a submission for the DC Digest? Send it to dcdigest@gmail.com! The next digest post will be real time Thursday, April 23rd.

Comments

Posted by: Fletcher Tringham (just_like_nii)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 05:50 am (UTC)
12
Sigh

People need to stop... Riling each other up like this isn't going to accomplish anything.
FIRST
And there's nothing wrong with the rye, we tested all the food.

Edited at 2009-04-16 05:51 am (UTC)

Posted by: Agent Spin (eba05)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 05:56 am (UTC)
2
Dis mah badge

[[Anyone in the area will see Spin bolting from his room]]

Posted by: Agent J (eba02)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:45 am (UTC)
Re: 2
Because when I arrive I bring the fire

[And J from his]

Posted by: Croix (moralitychained)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:06 am (UTC)

3. Is that so?

9. Heh, always some time to scam people, even in situations like these.

12. ...

This is getting ridiculous.

Posted by: Naoki Kashima (demonborntwice)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 11:05 pm (UTC)
confident red

Are you interested, Mr. Demon Hunter?

Posted by: Croix (moralitychained)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 01:54 am (UTC)

Posted by: Naoki Kashima (demonborntwice)
Posted at: April 21st, 2009 05:40 am (UTC)

Posted by: Croix (moralitychained)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 12:22 am (UTC)

Posted by: Naoki Kashima (demonborntwice)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 03:22 am (UTC)

Posted by: Croix (moralitychained)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 06:37 pm (UTC)

Posted by: Naoki Kashima (demonborntwice)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 06:58 pm (UTC)

Posted by: Riza Wildman (squishyarms)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:14 am (UTC)
3 [Voice]
smile // heart of the enduring

Sorry I can't be much of a help to you like this, Naoki. But if anyone's thinking about doing this, keep awake. He's better than he thinks.

Posted by: The Hero of Love, Golden Piano Player Raiel (pianistofraieln)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:26 am (UTC)
9
Confused

okay seriously ha-chan money is worthless here, knock it off. nobody will buy that anyway.

Posted by: The Hero of Love, Golden Piano Player Raiel (pianistofraieln)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:26 am (UTC)
1
Wait a minute

oh! i was gonna help out with that! i don't have too much construction experience but i can do some pretty heavy lifting if that's what you need.

Posted by: Kang (bozakcommander)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:55 pm (UTC)
Re: 1

Posted by: The Hero of Love, Golden Piano Player Raiel (pianistofraieln)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 11:38 pm (UTC)
Re: 1

Posted by: Kang (bozakcommander)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 12:00 am (UTC)
Re: 1

Posted by: The Hero of Love, Golden Piano Player Raiel (pianistofraieln)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 12:02 am (UTC)
Re: 1

Posted by: Hamel (portugesegent)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:32 am (UTC)
Re: 9

Posted by: The Hero of Love, Golden Piano Player Raiel (pianistofraieln)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:33 am (UTC)
Re: 9

Posted by: Hamel (portugesegent)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:36 am (UTC)

Posted by: The Hero of Love, Golden Piano Player Raiel (pianistofraieln)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:38 am (UTC)

Posted by: The Hero of Love, Golden Piano Player Raiel (pianistofraieln)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:38 am (UTC)

Posted by: The Hero of Love, Golden Piano Player Raiel (pianistofraieln)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:39 am (UTC)

Posted by: おまえの母親は娼婦です (electric_worry)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:55 am (UTC)
(NPC)
Josh - NPC

4. Actually, gonna have to add, like, about a tank of gasoline to that request if we wanna get this to work. Workin' on a deadline here.

Edited at 2009-04-16 06:55 am (UTC)

Posted by: Subaku no Gaara (stormingsand)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:56 am (UTC)

10. First Aid?

Posted by: Billy Coen (m0therlove)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 07:39 am (UTC)
7
Startled

... uh.

Posted by: Rebecca Chambers (clevermedic)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
7
a smile

Uh-oh. Should I be worried?

Posted by: flowereyedgirl (flowereyedgirl)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 08:14 am (UTC)
12
???

I think you are doing some of your letters wrong...

Posted by: golgaritin (golgaritin)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 02:06 pm (UTC)
3 + 4

3:
I teach swordplay and unarmed closed combat. I've a training room near NYU and some weapons. We can meet there if you like.

4:
I can make holy water. What for do you need it?

Posted by: Naoki Kashima (demonborntwice)
Posted at: April 21st, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
Re: 3 + 4

Thanks for the response. What days are you available?

Posted by: golgaritin (golgaritin)
Posted at: April 21st, 2009 06:53 am (UTC)
Re: 3 + 4

Posted by: Naoki Kashima (demonborntwice)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 12:59 am (UTC)
Re: 3 + 4

Posted by: golgaritin (golgaritin)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 01:52 am (UTC)
Re: 3 + 4

Posted by: Naoki Kashima (demonborntwice)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
Re: 3 + 4

Posted by: Zelman Clock (bloodignites)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 03:12 pm (UTC)

11. I haven't noticed any witch hunts going on, so it isn't surprising there are supporters. How flattering.

12. Hou~ an attempt to fan the flames of conflict. I wonder if this is out of sadism or extremism, because the writer sounds as if he or she should be standing on a street corner with a sign, shouting at people that the apocalypse is nigh.

Posted by: Prier (holybeatdown)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 06:58 pm (UTC)
Don't think I didn't hear that

6. Yeah, if anyone has an answer to that I'd like to hear it too. Although maybe it might just be better to move up a few floors. ...Sorry Flute.

9. Get real!

Posted by: Evangeline A. K. McDowell (lilacvampire)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 10:10 pm (UTC)
Badass Loli Vampire

4. And what sort of party are you planning. *Not amused*

11. How nice of you, kind stranger. ^_^

Posted by: おまえの母親は娼婦です (electric_worry)
Posted at: April 16th, 2009 11:57 pm (UTC)
(NPC)
Josh - NPC

Kid. Please. The first rule of The Plan is you don't talk about The Plan.

Posted by: Evangeline A. K. McDowell (lilacvampire)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 12:06 am (UTC)
[Voice - She seems to be in a friendly helpful mood.]

Posted by: おまえの母親は娼婦です (electric_worry)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 12:18 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: Evangeline A. K. McDowell (lilacvampire)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 12:32 am (UTC)
[Voice]

Posted by: おまえの母親は娼婦です (electric_worry)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 01:05 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: DS Icons (gammashade)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 01:54 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: おまえの母親は娼婦です (electric_worry)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 04:19 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: DS Icons (gammashade)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 04:23 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: おまえの母親は娼婦です (electric_worry)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 04:35 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: DS Icons (gammashade)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 04:42 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: おまえの母親は娼婦です (electric_worry)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 04:52 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: DS Icons (gammashade)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 04:54 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: おまえの母親は娼婦です (electric_worry)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 04:57 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: DS Icons (gammashade)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 05:00 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: おまえの母親は娼婦です (electric_worry)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 05:05 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: DS Icons (gammashade)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 05:07 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: おまえの母親は娼婦です (electric_worry)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 05:11 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: DS Icons (gammashade)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 05:13 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: おまえの母親は娼婦です (electric_worry)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 05:15 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: DS Icons (gammashade)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 05:22 am (UTC)
(NPC)

Posted by: Auron (talebeyonddeath)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 01:47 am (UTC)
3
accordance

...I could use someone to train against.

Posted by: Naoki Kashima (demonborntwice)
Posted at: April 21st, 2009 03:54 am (UTC)
Re: 3

Do you mind if I ask what your specialty is?

Posted by: Auron (talebeyonddeath)
Posted at: April 21st, 2009 11:32 pm (UTC)

Posted by: Naoki Kashima (demonborntwice)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 12:58 am (UTC)

Posted by: Auron (talebeyonddeath)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 01:12 am (UTC)

Posted by: Naoki Kashima (demonborntwice)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 01:55 am (UTC)

Posted by: Auron (talebeyonddeath)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 02:04 am (UTC)

Posted by: Naoki Kashima (demonborntwice)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 03:24 am (UTC)

Posted by: Auron (talebeyonddeath)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)

Posted by: Naoki Kashima (demonborntwice)
Posted at: April 23rd, 2009 03:31 am (UTC)

Posted by: Auron (talebeyonddeath)
Posted at: April 24th, 2009 02:03 am (UTC)

Posted by: Balthier (flyfromnobility)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 01:53 am (UTC)
12
amused

Well, aren't we optimistic? Although I must commend you for putting it all so poetically. Creative.

Posted by: Riza Wildman (squishyarms)
Posted at: April 21st, 2009 01:54 am (UTC)
[Voice]
confused // got another thing coming

Poetic?

They're Offspring lyrics.

Posted by: Balthier (flyfromnobility)
Posted at: April 21st, 2009 01:59 am (UTC)

Posted by: Maria (revedepapillon)
Posted at: April 17th, 2009 04:06 am (UTC)
12
Angel's Thanatos

Thought I was the only one seeing it.
Guess I'm not that crazy yet...

Posted by: Sora (optimistickey)
Posted at: April 21st, 2009 04:44 am (UTC)
3
World guardian

I've never really taught anyone stuff like that before. But I'm always up for sparring with someone new!

Posted by: Naoki Kashima (demonborntwice)
Posted at: April 21st, 2009 05:10 am (UTC)
Re: 3

A spar it is, then, I suppose. Are you available right now? I feel like I could use a good spar.

Posted by: Sora (optimistickey)
Posted at: April 21st, 2009 05:14 am (UTC)
Re: 3

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